How to Create Funny Openers




http://www.davidwygant.com offers dating advice, sex advice, and relationship advice for men. Learn how to create funny and goofy openers to get yourself out …

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Jinger Jarrett

Jinger Jarrett is a full time freelance writer, author and internet marketer who teaches small businesses how to get started online and then market their businesses for free. She is also a US Army Veteran and seeks to connect with other veterans who are interested in starting a business or are currently business owners and want to connect.

24 thoughts on “How to Create Funny Openers

  • April 23, 2017 at 6:53 am
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    hahahaha that's me with the periodic table shirt in the video, I remember going into victoria secret that day and hugo boss and just messing with people it was hilarious, and then we walked into a swatch store and I asked them "what time it was?" I recommend everyone try something like this. 

  • April 23, 2017 at 6:53 am
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    So the making observations is just a part of the being fun and different?

  • April 23, 2017 at 6:53 am
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    Make a woman laugh you it makes her prone to mistakes and misjudged, misguided yea make her smile you made her comfortable with you make her feel like an your an ass to her and you'll cheat on her and abuse her you just made her meet her soul mate in her mind

  • April 23, 2017 at 6:53 am
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    You have to be indirect with women because women a filter that is always on to weed out undesirable males. Cute girls get hit on all the time so If you aren't insanely attractive, pulling up in a BMW, or if your high status is not appereant, then you need to get a woman to put down her gaurd and feel comfortable with you. Being confident and playful will help you bypass her filter. You have to judge her response to your inderect approach to even know if itw worth it to talk business.

  • April 23, 2017 at 6:53 am
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    Actually they are useful for starting a conversation with a woman and instantly making her feel comfortable especially if you can get her to actually laugh.

  • April 23, 2017 at 6:53 am
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    Not to make fun of you Dave, but those are mostly useful if the women *allready* has shown some interest at you.. Not saying it wouldn't work, but it will take you ALOT of attempts, before it gets you somewhere.. I think its easier to "not notice" their appearance at first, and then go on what you were doing. This way the women will notice that your not impressed by her looks, and that will trigger her to notice you.. THEN".. you can use your funny opener, because she's confused at the moment..

  • April 23, 2017 at 6:53 am
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    Perhaps not David's best advice. However, I still don't know why a lot of you are surprised he's not giving away some of his best stuff for free. Much like the women he's trying to teach men to attract, these videos are just little teasers for him to seduce you to buy his products. Nothing wrong with that. If he gave away his best stuff for free, he wouldn't have any reason to sell products.

  • April 23, 2017 at 6:53 am
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    Besides, if you are UGLY and tell that to a woman… she will just walk away or tell you to get lost.

  • April 23, 2017 at 6:53 am
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    I think these are only to get confidence… I dont know.

  • April 23, 2017 at 6:53 am
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    You don't have to tell her. Showing her is sometimes easier and safer

  • April 23, 2017 at 6:53 am
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    bro you can still get her number after a funny line. you have to have a sense of humor and have fun with it. you can be bold by not lying and being yourself. people want to be around good feelings. laughter is a good feeling.

  • April 23, 2017 at 6:53 am
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    Liked and Added to Favorites this is great advice. Make more videos on how to do goofy things. Making the approach light hearted and funny takes some pressure off.
    Funny Palm Reads, Thumb Wars. Never knew how to "have fun with it" until recently.

  • April 23, 2017 at 6:53 am
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    jokes are not flirting. jokes are jokes. they are only considered flirting after the girl knows you are into her which she will never know because David teaches guys to be pussies instead of men. and guess what? those guys who think 'complimenting her and getting her', they will have way more success who than a guy who walks into a hugo boss store asking to speak with 'mr boss'. besides, david doesnt believe in asking for numbers, because you never see him do it. he'd rather just chat and leave.

  • April 23, 2017 at 6:53 am
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    authentic observation-there I just summarized 95% of his videos

  • April 23, 2017 at 6:53 am
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    'jokes'. theyre really called FLIRTING. Nothing wrong with being direct but the way u said it is the way thousands of other guys approach attractive women everyday and say it. U may even get a number from that but the reality is she doesnt KNOW u. what u said wasnt MEMORABLE. when u leave shes RELIEVED. U were BORING and probably had a thirsty face on like all the other guys who think complimenting her and getting the # means you've already won. She'll see more of u if your enjoying YOUR world.

  • April 23, 2017 at 6:53 am
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    Are you ever going to teach guys to be direct? You know, walking up to a woman and telling her you think she's attractive and introducing yourself? Why do you teach this indirect crap? A girl will never know you are into her unless you indicate to her that you are. Walking into a business, talking about nothing and then walking out gets you nothing. And these openers are not funny they are STUPID. Walking into a Victorias Secret and asking what her secret is? Yeah she'll be all over you.

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